"A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women."

-- Steve Coogan

#Funny Quotes #Strong Quotes #Said Quotes

“Every new thing is a result of everything you wrote before.”
“Then Octavia drops to her knees, rubs the hem of a skirt against her cheek, and burst into tears. "It's been so long," she gasps, "since I've seen anything pretty.”
“I will survive, Tracy thought. I face mine enemies naked, and my courage is my shield.”
“The genuine coherence of our ideas does not come from the reasoning that ties them together, but from the spiritual impulse that gives rise to them.”
“You are perfect exactly as you are. With all your flaws and problems, there's no need to change anything. All you need to change is the thought that you aren't good enough.”
“Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened.”
“What the Danes left in Ireland were hens and weasels. And when the ***** crows in the morning, the country people will always say 'It is for Denmark they are crowing. Crowing they are to be back in Denmark.'”
“He obviously needed more practice, but no matter how often I abandoned him out there, his sense of direction never seemed to improve.”

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