"I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant."

-- Tracy Morgan

#School Quotes #Middle Quotes #Behinds Quotes

“Where there is matter, there is geometry.”
“I would love to do Broadway. I dont think theres anything more amazing than theater. OK, Supergirl is number one. Maybe I could be Supergirl on Broadway That would be perfect.”
“Therefore, if the earthly power errs, it shall be judged by the spiritual power ... but if the supreme spiritual power errs it can be judged only by God, and not by man ... Therefore we declare, state, define and pronounce that it is altogether necessary to salvation for every human creature to be subject to the Roman pontiff.”
“Medical research in the twentieth century mostly takes place in the lab; in the Renaissance, though, researchers went first and foremost to the library to see what the ancients had said.”
“I have ideas written down some places, but usually I can't find them. I'm not very organized.”
“I live a real life so I forget to take pictures.”
“When school children start paying union dues, that's when I'll start representing the interests of school children.”

Source : "Stupid In America" by John Stossel, www.foxnews.com. September 16, 2011.
“Oh, I'm a survivor. My whole life has been surviving.”

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