"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

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Mark Twain

#Sarcastic Quotes #Party Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes

“An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling.”
“Environmental pollution is a blight on people's quality of life and a trouble that weighs on their hearts.”
“Warren Buffett is fond of saying that any player unaware of the fool in the market probably is the fool in the market.”
“Because of what America is and what America has done, a firmer courage, a higher hope, inspires the heart of all humanity.”
“Those who know the truth are not equal to those who love it Confucius All truth is safe and nothing else is safe, but he who keeps back truth, or withholds it from men, from motives of expediency, is either a coward or a criminal.”
“The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks.”
“This is the magnanimity of authorship, when a writer having a topic presented to him, fruitful of beauties for common minds, waives his privilege, and trusts to the judicious few for understanding the reason of his abstinence.”
“It will go away... The stuff in your head. Little by little.”

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