"HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Donâ€™t upset any druids. You will soon be going on a very strange journey. Your lucky food is small cucumbers. People pointing knives at you are probably up to no good. PS, we really mean it about the druids."

-- Terry Pratchett

#Mean Quotes #Journey Quotes #Knives Quotes

“Many people love in themselves what they hate in others”
“Back in the day, when the emperor or the king or whatever waged war, they went to war, too. But that's been lost in time.”
“Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.”
“Most women have small waists the world throughout, But their desires are thousand miles about.”

Source : Cyril Tourneur, Thomas Middleton, C. R. A. Foakes (1996). “The Revenger's Tragedy”, p.114, Manchester University Press
“Swords can win territories but not hearts, forces can bend heads but not minds”
“I would not be cured if the price of the cure was that I must leave the island and give up my work I am perfectly resigned to my lot. Do not feel sorry for me.”
“Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.”

Source : Samuel Palmer (1710). “Moral Essays on Some of the Most Curious and Significant English, Scotch, and Foreign Proverbs”, p.25
“No man in his senses can hesitate in choosing to be free, rather than a slave.”

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