"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring."

-- S. J. Perelman

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“What, sir, is the use of a militia? It is to prevent the establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty ... Whenever governments mean to invade the rights and liberties of the people, they always attempt to destroy the militia, in order to raise an army upon their ruins.”

Source : House of Representatives, Amendments to the Constitution, August 17, 1789.
“Only yield when you must, never "give up the ship," but fight on to the last "with a stiff upper lip!”

Source : Phoebe Cary (1875). “Ballads for Little Folk”, p.175
“Don't expect a pat on the back for merely doing your job, but know that you'll get one for doing it exceptionally well.”

Source : FaceBook post by Lea Salonga from Dec 18, 2009
“It's very good for us to say, as liberals, that we should be moved by everything, but the fact is that there's just so much competing for our attention.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Why is life so complicated....?' I asked. 'To keep us from being bored,' he said.”
“There has never been a time when I was not committed to, involved in, or caring of, the social and political issues of my world.”
“Im not interested in fad songs.”
“I do feel more myself in America. I can regress there, and they have roller-coaster parks.”

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