"At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date."

-- Edith Massey

#Sarcastic Quotes #Dog Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“Thou shalt not give birth reluctantly.”
“I'm a Gatorade athlete because dance is being recognized as a sport now. It always should have been, but now it is. It's very exciting.”
“There are two sorts of ignorance: we philosophize to escape ignorance; we start from the one, we repose in the other; they are the goals from which and to which we tend; and the pursuit of knowledge is but a course between two ignorances, as human life is only a traveling from grave to grave.”
“If the U.S. turns away from the international system, then we will simply have to look after it ourselves. Together, we can demonstrate that, even in the Trump era, free trade is not a thing of the past.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de
“But at the time when he wrote, Englishmen, with the rarest exceptions, wrote only in French or Latin; and when they began to write in English, a man of genius, to interpret and improve on him, was not found for a long time.”

Source : George Saintsbury (2012). “The English Novel”, p.27, tredition
“Russian people, like their Chinese comrades, are well aware of what is going on. And there are tens of millions of their martyrs who are reminding them what is to be expected from the West.”
“Forgiveness essentially means giving up your right to make other people pay for the wrongs they have committed against you.”
“Age is just a number, maturity is a choice.”

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