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-- Casey Stengel

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“When I am abused online I take snapshots for evidence, I report it to the social media platform and I ban the abuser. If I am threatened with violence I report the abuser to the police. It is vital to remember that threatening violence online is just as illegal as it is offline. Know your rights and the reporting procedures of any online platform you use.”

Source : Source: www.psychologytoday.com
“I was totally all about the American Girl dolls when I was little - I had so many.”
“I've got a Facebook page, but I've never put anything on it. I've got a presence on all the social networks, in fact, but I've never once sent a message. I'm there because, otherwise, someone's going to pretend to be me.”
“True humor is fun - it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.”

Source : Hugh Prather (2009). “Notes to Myself: My Struggle to Become a Person”, p.114, Bantam
“Anyone interested in the past, present, or future of banking and financial crises should read The Bankers' New Clothes. Admati and Hellwig provide a forceful and accessible analysis of the recent financial crisis and offer proposals to prevent future financial failures. While controversial, these proposals--whether you agree or disagree with them--will force you to think through the problems and solutions.”
“In conflict, straightforward actions generally lead to engagement, surprising actions generally lead to victory.”
“The Thirties are a great mix of everyday glamour and something a bit more practical.”
“Fancy language, like poplin, too often conceals an eczema.”

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