"Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?"

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Source : Rita Rudner (1993). “Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature”, Penguin Group USA

Rita Rudner

#Shopping Quotes #Feelings Quotes #Special Quotes

“Imagine what the world could be if we were on the offense with love instead of on the defense with hate.”
“Niggers are killing niggers, and penitentiaries are full of ***** and Mexicans. Why don't y'all give us some money to help us stop this problem? We want to go to college instead of going to the pen. Give us a future.”
“The greatest thing that prepared me for editing 'Vanity Fair' was having four kids because you just learn to subjugate your ego with the greater interest in mind.”

Source : "Vanity flair". Interview with Janine Gibson, www.theguardian.com. December 10, 2007.
“The love of knowledge is a kind of madness.”
“I just wanted to create things that I could be proud of. Money was just an evil byproduct to pay the bills at the end of the year.”
“I know how it goes. Six or seven months ago I was the manager of the year and I was going to be this and that, tactically this and tactically that, and now, because we have lost two world-class players, I am useless. But I accept that.”
“Across the sea of space lies an infinite emptiness. I can feel it, suffocating me. It is without meaning. But each life creates its own reality.”

Source : Daniel H. Wilson (2011). “Robopocalypse”, p.71, Simon and Schuster
“Great opportunities are often disguised as small acts of service.”

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