"I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him"

“The idea for actors is to make a living telling stories, so if you can do that, then you're way ahead of the game.”

Source : "John C. McGinley's ABCs". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. November 7, 2012.

“Imagination is a beast that has to be put in a cage.”

“Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.”

“She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.”

“France would be reluctant to embrace any proposal by the European Commission to slash agricultural tariffs if it threatened the European Union's Common Agriculture Policy .”

“Theres something important, as an actor, about allowing yourself to be approached by people to do roles. People see different things in you.”

“I want people to take pride in Spanish Harlem. These are people that everyone in the community could relate to... people who mean something special to us.”

“Don't put all your eggs in one basket.”