"Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players."

-- Mignon McLaughlin

#Player Quotes #Tennis Quotes #Healthy Quotes

“Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows, our brains are turning into jello.”
“This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.”
“She was experiencing the same odd happiness and odd sadness as then. The sadness meant: We are at the last station. The happiness meant: We are together. The sadness was form, the happiness content. Happiness filled the space of sadness.”
“A man's concept of God creates his attitude towards the hour in which he lives.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

Source : In Newsweek 28 Mar. 1960, p. 89
“That's not so important to me, that time thing.”
“When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper.”
“I hope one day it won't matter who you're in love with. Gender is just a word. LOVE is beautiful. labels are for assholes. don't ever stop being yourselves.”

Source : FaceBook post by Jeffree Star from Oct 11, 2010

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