"I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it."

-- Lesley Boone

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“Scholars have long dreamed of a universal library containing everything that has ever been written.”
“Man is a wonder to himself; he can neither govern nor know himself.”
“I know firsthand that many employers who comply with other labor standards still hire the undocumented. Many businesses pay the minimum wage and have barely tolerable working conditions because there are sufficient undocumented workers willing to accept those terms. If we care about low-income workers in this country, we need to create pressure to improve their economic condition by reducing the supply of unauthorized workers.”
“If you didn’t have any conscious beings in the world, there really wouldn’t be morality but with consciousness that you have it.”

Source : "Secrets of the Old One". "Groks Science" with Frank Ling, grokscience.wordpress.com. January 18, 2009.
“I've certainly not got any famous people's numbers on my phone. It's just not my thing, really.”
“Being a Mets fan is like lending someone a lot of money and you just know that you'll never get paid back.”
“Love is the time and space where "I" give myself the right to be extraordinary.”
“I am not attempting to preserve culture, or record actual events or stories. Instead I bow my head in gratitude to those storytellers who have gone before and paved a way for me play in their stomping grounds. Doubtless those who want to be offended, will - allowing me to make them happy, too, which pleases me as much as it pleases them.”

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