"He opened the jar of pickles when no one else could. He was the only one in the house who wasn't afraid to go into the basement by himself. He cut himself shaving, but no one kissed it or got excited about it. It was understood when it rained, he got the car and brought it around to the door. When anyone was sick, he went out to get the prescription filled. He took lots of pictures... but he was never in them."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Daughter Quotes #Cutting Quotes #Doors Quotes

“I mean, gosh, my first tours I ever did were with the Ramones and Iggy Pop and Love & Rockets.”

Source : Interview with Noel Murray, www.avclub.com. May 31, 2007.
“Any substantial tax reform would involve substantial redistributions of tax burdens and substantial changes in asset values, and you need some 'lubrication' (i.e., transition rules).”
“Shifting toward management meant greater responsibility and influence, but it also meant giving up programming day-to-day in my role, which was hard because it took me out of my comfort zone.”
“I suppose we're not supposed to judge people.”
“I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.”
“Perhaps, all writers walk such a line. In general - as we all do in our dreams - I believe I put something of myself into all the characters in my novels, male as well as female.”
“The impossible is not quite impossible if you put your mind to it.”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 24, 2017
“I'm opening a store at the end of the month in the New York meatpacking district. I'm launching a line of bedding this summer, and I am writing a book that will be out next January.”

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