"[Adulthood feels like] walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you."

-- Dylan Moran

#People Quotes #Desert Quotes #Bags Quotes

“Figure out how to do things that have never been done before,”
“If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look a lot longer.”
“With the risk of being accused of quoting the wrong person I can say that [Adolf] Hitler wrote that "the more the press attacks a person the closer he is to us".”

Source : Source: heathenharvest.org
“I collect clothes-they keep building and building. I buy them instead of having them washed.”
“I was the owner of my own darkness.”
“I have to keep Dune perfume in my dressing room, because I always wear it, but I must never put it on in case it makes me choke.”

Source : "Within minutes of meeting James Corden, you'll want to sleep with him". The MIRROR Interview, www.mirror.co.uk. June 13, 2008.
“Johnny Depp is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian.”
“So Merrill Lynch has launched its first campaign in years to advertise the accomplishments of its investment banking business. The ads feature things like Merrill's recapitalization of Sierra Pacific. I guess including "helping Enron achieve its earnings goals in 1999" might be a little awkward given that Merrill Lynch bankers are currently on trial in Houston for that "accomplishment."”

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