"Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what people had before television. It yokes people together into an imaginary world. It is just people talking to their imaginary friends, at length. I wouldn't mind, but some of the people are world leaders."

-- Dylan Moran

#Lonely Quotes #Talking Quotes #Cake Quotes

“I foster a sorrowful conception of affection. Make no sacrifices.”
“Black reporters are as capable of racism as anyone else.”
“I think Iâ€™m his biggest fan. Like, Iâ€™m really sorry everybody out there but you have a tough time beating me. Iâ€™m like the number one Chris Colfer fan club.”
“Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.”

Source : "Mind of Mencia". Sketch-comedy Series, 2005-2008.
“I don't know anything except being female, so I don't know the opposite of it.”

Source : Source: www.harpersbazaar.com
“I always loved Kate Winslet, but after you meet her you really love her because she's a cool chick.”

Source : "Peter Farrelly Talks 'Movie 43' ... And Halle Berry Dipped Her Breasts In What?". Interview with Robert B. Desalvo, www.fandango.com. January 24, 2013.
“A loud smile is often a fake laugh.”
“In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.”

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