"I bought an electric-powered chain saw with a plug-in cord so if I run away fast enough, you can only chase me so far."

-- Laurie Notaro

#Running Quotes #Saws Quotes #Enough Quotes

“You just drop a character like this that and the other and it's done.”
“I think anyone who isn't investing in Nigeria is missing out. If you look at Nigeria today, literally all of the business class cabins are full of foreigners, because these guys see opportunity.”
“You think everything can be magically cured with vitamins?â€ â€œEverything but us.”
“... these three witnesses are one, as John said: 'The water, the blood, and the Spirit' (I Jn. 5:8). One in the mystery, not in nature. The water, then, is a witness of burial, the blood is a witness of death, the Spirit is a witness of life. If, then, there be any grace in the water, it is not from the nature of water, but from the presence of the Holy Spirit.”

Source : "Collected Writings by John Nelson Darby Volume One: Ecclesiastical".
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
“I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Humour breaks down boundaries, it topples our self-importance, it connects people, and because it engages and entertains, it ultimately enlightens.”
“We have been given the gift of life in this perplexing world to become who we ultimately are: creatures of boundless love, caring compassion, and wisdom.”

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