"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No."

-- Woody Allen

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“The task for Germany today is - through its own policies and its own structural reforms, its own investments - to support the EU and the Commission... but every nation has to have the courage to broach such structural reforms and speak clearly about them without making people be afraid.”
“The people in the Philippines are so extraordinarily nice.”

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“Today's shocks are tomorrow's conventions.”
“It is only to those who have never lived that death ever can seems beautiful.”
“I rejected the armed struggle because, as a Christian, I am committed to a nonviolent and peaceful struggle. But people take their own initiatives, because it is a Lebanon type of situation here.”
“I went to University in 1991, and I remember, nobody thought of India. I remember conversations where people would laugh and say, "Do you have elephants on the road?" Nobody is saying that today.”
“I can guarantee you this, that more pension and benefit reforms which I will consider arbitration reform to be one of them, are things that when they come to my desk, they will be signed.”
“In America time was gold; in Bangladesh, corrugated tin.”

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