"My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field."

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Carol Vorderman

#Fitness Quotes #Fields Quotes #Bigs Quotes

“I love being a woman and I was not one of these women who rose through professional life by wearing men's clothes or looking masculine. I loved wearing bright colors and being who I am.”
“I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.”
“But my way of writing is rather to think aloud, and follow my own humours, than much to consider who is listening to me; and, if I stop to consider what is proper to be said to this or that person, I shall soon come to doubt whether any part at all is proper.”

Source : Thomas De Quincey (2009). “Confessions of an English Opium-Eater: Being an Extract from the Life of a Scholar”, p.107, The Floating Press
“It's time for second chances. It's time to remake the world.”
“There are no natural barriers. It's all music. It's either hip or it ain't.”
“One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didnâ€™t move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the room. â€œHunh,â€ Rangeman guy said. â€œYeah,â€ I said. â€œBeen there, done that.â€ â€œAre you sure heâ€™s human?â€ â€œMaybe you could hook a chain to the FlexiCuffs on his ankles and drag him behind your car,â€ I said. â€œWe tried that once, and Ranger didnâ€™t like it,â€ the guy said. â€œYou do something twice that Ranger doesnâ€™t like, and youâ€™re out of a job and damaged.”
“The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.”

Source : Jerry Scott, Jim Borgman (2010). “A Zits Guide to Living With Your Teenager”, p.11, Andrews McMeel Publishing
“I've lost bags all over the world and had cases end up in London, Frankfurt, Los Angeles and Miami.”

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