"Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l."

-- Rita Rudner

#New York Quotes #Nice Quotes #Littles Quotes

“Clever is the eunuch version of funny.”
“The role of the artist, like that of the scholar, consists of seizing current truths often repeated to him, but which will take on new meaning for him and which he will make his own when he has grasped their deepest significance.”
“Drivers don't always see the (flashing) lights. You can't get tunnel vision. You've got to look everywhere, even when your adrenaline is going.”
“My rookie year, I was very immature.”
“I don't draw every day. I tend to draw intensely during certain periods of time. I draw to amuse myself on occasion, when I am bored and drawing is the only fun to be had.”

Source : Interview with Jason Polan, believermag.com. October 1, 2011.
“If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence.”

Source : Whitney v. California (concurring opinion) (1927) See OliverWendell Holmes, Jr. 29
“Motown will always be a heavy-duty part of my life because those are my roots”
“If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.”

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