"I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much"

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Don Adams

#Children Quotes #Support Quotes #Alimony Quotes

“Reality is broken. Game designers can fix it.”
“If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.”
“I've entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles.”
“I write to try to find out who I am. One of my main themes is manliness. I think I'm trying to figure out what manliness really is.”
“We're running out of time.”
“Modern diplomats approach every problem with an open mouth”

Source : "Affronts, Insults and Indignities". Book by Morris Mandel, 1975.
“I want to tell people approaching and perhaps fearing old age that it is a time of discovery. If they say "Of what?" I can only answer "We must find out for ourselves, otherwise it wouldn't be discovery."”
“You yourselves are the Being you are seeking.”

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