"LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males."

-- Ambrose Bierce

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“When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like to do. We felt the need these days are for some quality children's programming.”
“Thou spring'st a leak already in thy crown, A flaw is in thy ill-bak'd vessel found; 'Tis hollow, and returns a jarring sound, Yet thy moist clay is pliant to command, Unwrought, and easy to the potter's hand: Now take the mould; now bend thy mind to feel The first sharp motions of the forming wheel.”
“Our emotions need to be as educated as our intellect. It is important to know how to feel, how to respond, and how to let life in so that it can touch you.”
“The unexpected cannot guarantee success, but it guarantees the best chance of success.”
“Anything that's natural can't be sinful-it may be inconvenient, but it's not sinful.”
“A great man's greatest good luck is to die at the right time.”
“I've always had- how shall I say it? -the prize at the end. My whole life shows that.”
“It takes a lot of courage to be a performer.”

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