"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."

-- Ambrose Bierce

#Art Quotes #Weather Quotes #Painting Quotes

“Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.”
“Regrettably, we've made it acceptable to sit in church week after week & do nothing & still call yourself a 'Christian.'”

Source : FaceBook post by Ed Stetzer from Dec 01, 2009
“In Washington, the U.S. House passed a bill unanimously. Every single member of both parties voted for it. What was it? To deny Social Security benefits to Nazis. So from now on, no SS for the SS.”
“But if the choice is a cool president and 8 or 10 percent unemployment in a declining economy and a country that seems to be going in the wrong direction and structural unemployment for young people at 50 percent, I'd rather have a dorky president who fixed those problems.”
“You can't choose up sides on a round world.”
“I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz.”

Source : "Interview with comedian Brendon Small". Interview with Will Harris, www.bullz-eye.com. November 25, 2005.
“First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.”
“So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life - my molestation, my this, my horrible drug addiction - they want to tell that most important story, and they don't have the skills to tell it yet, so it ends up becoming a comedy. A powerful story told poorly becomes funny, it just makes people laugh behind their hands.”

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