"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."

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Woody Allen

#Witty Quotes #Believe Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“Lower your gaze because you become less of a human every time you stare at a woman and you stare at her like she's a piece of meat, like she's an animal. That just means you've lost respect for a fellow human being. You're looking at her like an ape looks at a female ape, like a dog looks at a female dog.That's all, you've turned into an animal. Regain your humanity. Lower your gaze.”
“In the preface to his great History of Europe, H. A. L. Fisher wrote: "Men wiser than and more learned than I have discerned in history a plot, a rhythm, a predetermined pattern. These harmonies are concealed from me. I can see only one emergency following upon another as wave follows upon wave ..." It seems to me that the same is true of the much older [geological stratigraphical] history of Europe.”
“Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!”
“My hope is that this life is not all there is. This life is like preparation for what is coming next, and what is coming next is something so glorious that the Bible says minds can't conceive it, eye has never seen, your imagination could never even enter into all that God is preparing for those who love him.”
“I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out.”

Source : "Kristin Bauer: The Lady Is A Vamp". Interview with Jamie Johns, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 8, 2011.
“Conflict is what creates drama. The more conflict actors find, the more interesting the performance.”
“I was born for a storm and a calm does not suit me.”
“Only the brave should teach....Teaching is a vocation. It is as sacred as priesthood; as innate a desire, as inescapable as the genius which compels a great artist. If he has not the concern for humanity, the love of living creatures, the vision of the priest and the artist, he must not teach.”

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