"The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off."

-- Alexei Sayle

#Years Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Dying Quotes

“Macho does not prove mucho”
“The regenerating Spirit is compared to the wind. His first attempts on the soul may be so secret that the creature knows not whence they come, or whither they tend; but, before he hath done, the sound will be heard throughout the soul.”
“People never heard bells in Western music sounding really cataclysmic. You hear that more in Russian music or in Asian, Indonesian traditions.”

Source : Source: thequietus.com
“Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.”
“To be honest, I found the 3D in 'Avatar' to be inconsistent and while ground breaking in many respects, sometimes I thought it overwhelmed the storytelling. Technology aside, I wish 'Avatar' had been more original in its storytelling.”

Source : "The SUNDAY FUNNIES: James Cameron Hates Piranha 3D and Taylor Lautner Lawsuit Updates" by Brian Gallagher, movieweb.com. September 5, 2010.
“The black family unit that had survived 150 years of slavery was decimated in less than 30 years by welfare payments that stopped if the family structure remained intact.”
“Sometimes I think we'd all be better off if the people who mean well would just creep away and die.”
“Love Is Louder is a movement that is hopefully going to bring some awareness and make some noise when it comes to teens who are feeling suicidal or even just sad, outcasts, and being bullied, and really feel like they have nowhere to turn to.”

Source : "Brittany Snow and MTV Launch 'love is louder' after recent suicides" by Kara Warner, www.mtv.com. October 1, 2010.

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