"Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude."

-- Ambrose Bierce

#Thanksgiving Quotes #Gratitude Quotes #Religious Quotes

“I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.”
“We don't wear cups. We win them!”
“I am dying: it's a beautiful word. Like the long slow sigh of the cello: dying. But the sound of it is the only beautiful thing about it.”
“Female performers have been doing this for years - pushing the envelope about sexuality - and the minute a man does it, everybody freaks out.”
“I would teach the world that science is the best way to understand the world and that for any set of observations, there is only one correct explanation. Also, science is value-free, as it explains the world as it is. Ethical issues arise only when science is applied to technology - from medicine to industry.”
“It is an oversimplification to say that the opposite of irony is oversimplification.”
“I would not say that George Bush doesn't care about people at all. I think that his loyalties are to the upper class.”
“Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.”

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