"The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse."

-- Benjamin Franklin

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“We keep each other alive with our stories. We need to share them, as much as we need to share food. We also require for our health the presence of good companions. One of the most extraordinary things about the land is that it knows thisâ€”and it compels language from some of us so that as a community we may converse about this or that place, and speak of the need.”
“Eating out doesn't have to be a formula. Eating out is about having fun. I get really frustrated when it's badly done.”
“Custom is the great guide to human life.”
“People gravitate occasionally to the brilliantly made art low budget films, which is maybe one out of every five hundred low budget films made.”

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“I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I like being inventive and original. That's the problem with doing a longer set - you can't do every joke that you have because some stuff contradicts other stuff. Even when you know that the audience knows that you're joking and it's not true, you still can't do a joke about your family dying and then later talk about your Mom. I mean you want to keep some kind of cohesive order going.”
“Beauty is and always is. You are absent. Why are you absent? Again your robot mind is the problem. It will not stay still and you cannot make it stay still. It is your master and it separates you from beauty and God.”
“You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.”
“I maintain that many an inventor, many a diplomat, many a financier is a sounder philosopher than all those who practice the dull craft of experimental psychology.”

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