"I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman."

-- David Alan Grier

#Thinking Quotes

“These are the people who are going to see the pictures in my museum.”
“I have been wounded altogether twenty times; eleven of these wounds were received at Northfield.”
“Anyone who has lived through an English winter can see the point of building Stonehenge to make the Sun come back.”
“A woman who surrenders her freedom need not surrender her dignity.”
“I walked around for a while angry, in a bad mood. ... 'Woe is me.' I've gotten over that. It doesn't do any good.”
“This country needs room to grow and expand. In all my own newspapers I read frightful tales of the shameful atrocities being perpetrated on our Democratic minorities in Maine and Vermont. My patience is almost at an end, and if provoked much further I will place both countries under American protection, even if I have to send in my tourists to start trouble so I'll have to send in a force to restore order.”
“A spinning coin, still balanced on its rim, may fall in either direction.”
“I'm always giving out advice. People always come to me for that.”

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