"Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held."

-- Randy Glasbergen

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“Doing good stuff or stuff that you are proud of takes time and takes effort.”

Source : "Kiefer Sutherland and Howard Gordon Talk 24: LIVE ANOTHER DAY, How Jack Bauer Fits into a Post 9/11 World, Shooting in London, and a Movie Update". Interview, collider.com. January 15, 2014.
“Thinking begins when you ask really difficult questions.”

Source : "Slavoj Zizek: I am not the world’s hippest philosopher!". Interview with Katie Engelhart, www.salon.com. December 29, 2012.
“Ser Barristan loves his honor, Grand Maester Pycelle loves his office, and Littlefinger loves Littlefinger.”
“About the time you think you are getting to know the moves in this game, someone comes along and does everything but undress you on the basketball floor. Standing there under the basket with your hands cupped - and finding that you dont have the ball in them - is a great little old leveler.”
“The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt.”

Source : "Revenge of the ‘Girlie-Men’" by Hooman Majd, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 24, 2005.
“Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.”
“We hope that this honor you have done us will bring the time of further realization of these benefits closer and will help all mankind to live better and be happier through the atom and isotopes.”
“In the steel industry the corporations generally have accepted collective bargaining and negotiated wage agreements with the Committee for Industrial Organization.”

Source : Labor and the Nation, delivered 3 September 1937 in Washington D.C.

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