"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun."

-- Groucho Marx

#Love Quotes #Dog Quotes #Fun Quotes

“Sweet treats are as much a part of our culture as they are our taste palettes, and it can sometimes seem as though sugary snacks are everywhere.”

Source : "The Power Of The Miracle Berry" by Homaro Cantu, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 5, 2013.
“All records are made to be broken.”

Source : Interview with Ken Shouler, www.espn.com. October 28, 2006.
“Too many people want the fruit of Paul's ministry without paying the price that Paul paid. He died. He died to everything. He died daily He was crucified with Christ ... I challenge you to pray this prayer: 'Lord, be ruthless with me in revealing my selfish ambition and my lack of willingness to die to myself.' I guarantee that He will answer your prayer - and quickly.”
“My grandfather is Portuguese. He betrayed what was expected of him and married my grandmother of African descent on my father's side.”
“Virtuous people are simply those who have not been tempted sufficiently, because they live in a vegetative state, or because their purposes are so concentrated in one direction that they have not had the leisure to glance around them.”
“No stir of air was there, Not so much life as on a summer's day Robs not one light seed from the feather'd grass, But where the dead leaf fell, there did it rest.”
“I suggested back in 1980 to do a chronological live album, but there wasn't that much enthusiasm for it.”
“He puts the chain with the locket around my neck, then rests his hand over the spot where our baby would be. â€œYouâ€™re going to make a great mother, you know,â€ he says. He kisses me one last time and goes back to Finnick.”

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