"I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first."

-- Larry David

“Confidence is not 'they will like me'. Confidence instead is 'I'll be fine if they don't'.”

Source : Twitter post from Jan 14, 2015
“According to the Bible, a genuine answer to prayer is getting what you ask for.”
“The sound of madness is life. It's waking up in the morning to your alarm clock, your kid crying for you, hearing the sound of the city, it's everything. Madness isn't necessarily a negative thing, it can be a positive thing. You know, hearing them cry for you, if you have children, is a great thing, it's your child.”

Source : Source: puregrainaudio.com
“So, what do you think, my dear, will it be a girl or a boy?â€ â€œIt will be a soul-stealer, apparently.â€ â€œWhat!â€ The earl reared away from his wife and looked down at her suspiciously.”
“Looking back, I wish I could bottle the stuff that made it better, but how can one bottle time?”
“America can enjoy a vital, fully functioning government, with all the benefits provided by Texas, while reducing Texas at the same time.”

Source : "On Texas" by Ian Frazier, www.newyorker.com. March 24, 2014.
“I like to dress up but I'm not so concerned with looking very sexy, it's really more the art of dressing.”
“... for centuries there has been a long and honorable tradition of women who have resisted and protested against men and their power.”

Source : Dale Spender (1983). “Feminist theorists: three centuries of key women thinkers”, Pantheon

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