"Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, 'It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.'"

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Source : "A Night at the Met". Studio album by Robin Williams, August 9, 1986.

#Morning Quotes #Beer Quotes #Animal Quotes

“I think afterall, a promotion video is a piece of work in it's own right.”
“The deeds of men, as footprints in the desert. Nothing under the circling moons is fated to last. Even the sun goes down.”
“If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling their teeth and claws out with pliers to keep them from hurting each otherâ€¦youâ€™d rush him to a psychiatrist. But you support that very behavior every time you buy meat, eggs, dairy or fur.”
“I found myself in the middle of a race riot when I was about 14 years old, and I found someone pointing a gun at me and telling me to run or they'd shoot me.”
“Imposition of the death penalty is arbitrary and capricious. Decision of who will live and who will die for his crime turns less on the nature of the offense and the incorrigibility of the offender and more on inappropriate and indefensible considerations: the political and personal inclinations of prosecutors; the defendant's wealth, race and intellect; the race and economic status of the victim; the quality of the defendant's counsel; and the resources allocated to defense lawyers.”
“In the presence of their love I sensed my lonliness, and I understood for a moment, clearly, that deep and basic human desire for companionship at depth.”

Source : Luke Davies (2002). “Isabelle the Navigator”, p.63, Penguin
“I mean, obviously, a lot of people know me around the world. Kids know me.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“When you look at a company like Amazon, one of the reasons that Amazon is one of the most powerful companies in the world is because we want to buy cheap stuff. If Donald Trump were to change trade laws, we couldn't buy the cheap stuff or in our Wal-Marts, they would cost a whole lot more.”

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