"Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans."

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Source : Fred Allen (2008). “Much Ado About Me”, p.200, Wildside Press LLC

Fred Allen

#Littles Quotes #Cows Quotes #Milk Quotes

“A large family and Democrats have a lot in common: teenagers and Democrats are always happy spending other people's money.”

Source : "Freshman Rep. Anne Northup Wins GOP Attention with Flair" by Susan Crabtree, www.questia.com.
“When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day.”
“Making movies is like herding cats.”

Source : "The producers". Interview with Charlotte Higgins, www.theguardian.com. April 16, 2005.
“Let us rise in the moral power of womanhood; and give utterance to the voice of outraged mercy, and insulted justice, and eternal truth, and mighty love and holy freedom.”
“I have a collection of lucky pennies, and I like to carry some of them with me. So far, they seem to be working!”
“Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience...”
“I lived on a houseboat in Amsterdam for a year. It was intense, and it's possible that I even had a few blackouts.”
“My parents said marrying was an optimistic thing to do in pessimistic times.”

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