"My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!"

-- Colin Mochrie

#Country Quotes #Mother Quotes #Moving Quotes

“Books are personal, passionate. They stir emotions and spark thoughts in a manner all their own, and I'm convinced that the shattered world has less hope for repair if reading becomes an ever smaller part of it.”
“You don't psych yourself up for these things, you do them... I'm acting for the audience, not for myself, and I do it as directly as I can.”

Source : "Cagney by Cagney". Book by James Cagney, 1976.
“Grace surrounds us and holds us like the sky holds everything in it â€¦ and as soon as I find a way to let go of my story, I keep seeing over and over again that grace is always here and it includes the forgetting and the remembering. The practice is the opening of the hand to catch the raindrops, which are always falling. If you don't open your hand, you get wet, but you don't get much to drink.”

Source : FaceBook post by Krishna Das from Mar 21, 2017
“It's simple: either you have discipline or you haven't.”
“What you desire is what YOU want, what you have is what ALLAH wants.”
“Look around, and you see everywhere the exertions and acts of individuals restricted, regulated, or promoted, on the principle of the common welfare.”

Source : Friedrich List, Erwin von Beckerath, Karl Goeser, Friedrich Lenz, Edgar Salin (1931). “Schriften, Reden, Briefe: Grundlinien einer politischen Ökonomie”
“The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.”
“To forget a Holocaust is to kill twice”

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