"The only war that we must all fight is the one against evil."

“Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!'”

Source : TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Dave Attell", 1999), (1998– ).

“I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.”

“I'm not a masochistic reader. If something is just too dense or not enjoyable, even though I'm told it should be good for me, I'll put it down. That said, most of what I read would be considered high-end or good for you, I suppose. But, I also think that reading should be enjoyable.”

Source : "Josh Radnor Talks Liberal Arts, Books as Entertainment Vs. Enrichment, How I Met Your Mother, Ending the Series and More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. September 12, 2012.

“I wasn't sure what I'd done to deserve such a wonderful gift, and I wasn't sure if it was insolent, but I thanked God for fallen angels.”

Source : Jamie McGuire (2011). “Providence”, p.161, Jamie McGuire

“There 's nae sorrow there, John, There 's neither cauld nor care, John, The day is aye fair, In the land o' the leal.”

“Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.”

“All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.”

“Actually 'Soon' has more than the Left Behind series, but I really believe less is more.”