"I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes."

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Carol Burnett

#Soul Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“We can't all be stars; we can't all be leaders. We are all God's creatures, living life, and we have that God light in us and we're supposed to let it shine. And not everybody wants to be like me and stick their neck out to get up on stage and perform. There are those like me, but there are also those that are of a shyer nature. And they're smarter than most of us that are out there showing our asses.”
“The toughest individual I've ever met in my life is Jim Kelly, No. 12.”

Source : Andre Reed's speech at Pro Football Hall of Fame induction, www.syracuse.com. August 2, 2014.
“The characters I write about are very internal.”
“I saw a mountain. I wanted to climb it.”

Source : "Raha Moharrak: First Saudi woman to conquer Everest and break taboos" by Kellie Morgan, www.cnn.com. August 13, 2013.
“Many women have more power than they recognize, and they're very hesitant to use it, for they fear they won't be loved.”
“Women had a tendency to see what they wanted to see i men, at least in the beginning”
“True in the game, as long as blood is blue in my veins I pour my Heineken brew to my deceased crew on memory lane”
“we are, in this country, more open to new ideas. But we are also, it seems to me, more inclined to hail the new as absolute truth - until the next new comes along.”

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