"I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!"

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Source : "Fictional character: Dark Helmet". "Spaceballs", www.imdb.com. 1987.

Mel Brooks

“The one who insists on never uttering an error must remain silent.”
“Mitt Romney's primary season embrace of the social and economic agenda of the more rabid elements of his party doomed him, especially the shrill immigration rhetoric and the harshly insensitive theory that no additional sacrifice or contribution should be sought from those at the top.”
“It's all right if you don't mind looking at the world from the point of view of a paralyzed Cyclopsâ€”for a split second.”
“To be quite honest, along with thinking and such when it comes to writing, I'm not into words like "theory." I'm a PhD dropout. No matter how many twenty-five-page papers I wrote, I never felt like I was saying much. I didn't feel like the writer of the book, whose work I was analyzing, would have been impressed. It didn't matter how much time or effort I put in.”
“I will fly around the world doing good for the environment.”
“I never felt like I had a mother.”
“When you're with your wife, you don't say I love you to your wife every day but the ways you look at her and your actions are another way to communicate. Don't focus on dialogue, only focus on what you're expressing.”

Source : "[Cannes Interview] 'The Artist' Director Michel Hazanavicius and Star Berenice Bejo". Interview with Raffi Asdourian, thefilmstage.com. May 18, 2011.
“There comes a point where certain things are becoming my Achilles heel; you know when you start repeating yourself and saying the same anecdotes over and over again you start slowly hating yourself.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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