"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"

-- Britney Spears

#Funny Quotes #Australia Quotes #Dumb Quotes

“I hate being moved. I hate that man who came in. So self-righteous, so cruel. He made fun of me, that's why I cried. You never did that. You led me into temptation by your â€” politeness.”
“I daydream just like everybody else. I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention.”
“Feeling tired should almost never be an excuse, because your body has huge reserves of energy. But if you eat badly, stay out late, drink too much, and so on, you'll pay a price on the course.”
“The more validation I need, the less discernment I have.”
“Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.”
“Do you know what directors go through? It's just hell. Like, why do I work so hard - to think I'm only going to see this movie five times and then never see it again 'cause I'm so sick of it? What is it worth, honestly?”
“People want to evolve the idea of the word "mini-series." Mini-series has an '80s connotation to it.”
“My friend, the Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh, was murdered in 2004 for having been insufficiently reverent toward Islam.”

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