"Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Mom Quotes #Children Quotes #Home Quotes

“Some of their players are internationals; some play for their national team.”
“Donald Trump is speaking on behalf of the White House, of the executive branch of the United States. Credibility matters.”

Source : Source: abcnews.go.com
“On the fifth day, which was a Sunday, it rained very hard. I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.”
“Every day you run into artists on the streets in SoHo or other creative people you want to do something with. There's nothing to match that chance encounter.”
“The reader might reflect that an awful lot of supposing has to take place in order for the quantity theory of money to be true.”

Source : "The Death of Economics". Book by Paul Ormerod, 1994.
“Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.”
“Fiction has this special power. It has a power to clarify, to galvanize, to prophesy, and warn.”

Source : Source: www.slate.com
“Harry found the [tea]... seemed to burn away a little of the fear fluttering in his chest.”

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