"I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit to Israel."

-- George Mikes

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“If you are the one who is dumped, then you feel like your life is over.”

Source : "Intensive care" by Barbara Ellen, www.theguardian.com. July 07, 2002.
“My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.”
“Love, acceptance, friends, two kids that I love. I have to take care of myself for them. I've also been a vegetarian for two years.”
“If I was in love with someone, I would get their picture out of the school yearbook and do portraits. If I was curious about sex, I would draw pictures of it. There were no books for me to look at. Then I would go find my father's matches to burn the paper”

Source : Interview with Tom Heintjes, cartoonician.com. 1994.
“I don't really collect anything. I grew up in a family that collected things and then they'd get sick and people die and then they have their basements full of stuff that goes from one box to the next, so I try not to get sentimental with stuff. I just try to collect memories.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Whatever he was-that robot in the Garden of Eden, who existed without mind, without values, without labor, without love-he was not man.”
“Fiction to me is a kind of parable. You have got to make up your mind it's not true. Some kind of truth emerges from it, but it's not fact.”
“I think I've been an incredible example to my kids of what not to do.”

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