"The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour."

-- Bob Newhart

#Way Quotes #Humour Quotes

“No genuine equality, no real freedom, no true manhood or womanhood can exist on any foundation save that of pecuniary independence.”
“For me, a male role model would be a man who, despite holding a leadership position, has the courage to say that he wants to reschedule a 7 p.m. meeting for 4 p.m. because he'd really like to be able to put his son to bed.”
“The fact is that humans have been shaping the genetics of what they eat for thousands of years. Genetic engineering simply speeds up the process that used to take generations. Preventing people from getting things like golden rice or disease-resistant cassava destroys human life, and does not spare the environment in any way.”

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“It is my dearest wish to help young artists of our country....and to assist them in establishing themselves in the art world.”
“I think I did every drug known to mankind, smoked crack, boozed, dropped acid, you name it.”
“And capital punishment, however ineffective it may be and through whatever ignorance it may be resorted to, is a strictly defensive act, - at least in theory.”
“Being a bad writer a thousand times first.”
“At some point in my career, I was thinking, "Why am I not a star? Why am I not Brad Pitt? Why am I not Tom Cruise?"”

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