"If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it."

“There is something that Governments care for far more than human life, and that is the security of property, and so it is through property that we shall strike the enemy. Be militant each in your own way. I incite this meeting to rebellion.”

“My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves.”

“A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.”

Source : George Jean Nathan, Charles Angoff (1998). “The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary”, Hal Leonard Corporation

“Christ was either the grandest, guiltiest of impostors, by a marvelous and most subtle refinement of wickedness, or He was God manifest in the flesh.”

Source : Herrick Johnson (1881). “Christianity's Challenge: And Some Phases of Christianity Submitted for Candid Consideration”

“Temptations, of course, cannot be avoided, but because we cannot prevent the birds from flying over our heads, there is no need that we should let them nest in our hair.”

“I am an Israeli-born American citizen.”

Source : "To Those Seeking Freedom in the Middle East" by Guy Oseary, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 14, 2011.

“We get into ruts when we run with the first idea that pops into our head, not the last one.”

“I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.”