"Count 10 over him - he'll get up"

-- Wilson Mizner

“I have seafoam in my veins, I understand the language of waves.”
“I think my brain is much more intelligent than I am...so I tend to trust it.”
“I've never been uncomfortable putting my heart on display, my feelings on display, certainly with an audience.”
“Wherever an altar is found, there civilization exists.”

Source : Joseph de Maistre (2017). “The Generative Principle of Political Constitutions: Studies on Sovereignty, Religion and Enlightenment”, p.257, Routledge
“Men are wonderful. I adore them. They always give you the benefit of the doubt.”

Source : Gene Tierney, Mickey Herskowitz (1979). “Self-portrait”, Peter Wyden
“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
“Life is sweet, life is also very short.”
“Meet every person with the assumption that they are your equal.”

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