"By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying."

-- Dorothy Parker

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“When I'm shooting, really the audience I'm thinking the hardest about is that first test screening audience who I want to like the film and that first opening weekend audience.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The basis for peace is respecting all creatures.”
“Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!”

Source : "Fictional character: Cheshire Cat". Video Game "Alice", www.imdb.com. 2000.
“The doctor looked at it after the game and he thought it didn't look too bad, but we'll see what happens. My skate got caught and I twisted it. I heard it twist and I couldn't get up. All my body weight fell on it. I had to be really hurt to leave the game - we were still in the game at that point.”
“We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.”
“Our goal is not just an environment of clean air and water and scenic beauty. The objective is an environment of decency, quality and mutual respect for all other human beings and all other living creatures.”

Source : "Earth Day at 40: Environmental movement has undergone significant change" by Steve Almasy, www.cnn.com. March 23, 2011.
“I believe you can frighten people without showing their heads caved-in.”
“For a second marriage a lady has to content herself with a quiet ceremony in a chapel or at home, if she doesn't want to be married by a magistrate. Having, it is to be hoped, lost her right to white satin she wears a simple afternoon frock and hat.”

Source : Alice-Leone Moats (1933). “No Nice Girl Swears”, New York : A. A. Knopf

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