"For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction."

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Source : Don Juan canto 14, st. 101 (1823) See Chesterton 6; Twain 93

Lord Byron

#Funny Quotes #Truth Quotes #Fiction Quotes

“I pretty much work all the time.”
“Brave men don’t learn from their home.”
“Evolution is the root of atheism, of communism, nazism, behaviorism, racism, economic imperialism, militarism, libertinism, anarchism, and all manner of anti-Christian systems of belief and practice.”
“I gave myself two months to book a job. One month later I was cast on 'Modern Family.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I didn't offer transparency. I provided one quarterly report in letter form. That was all you got. I basically demanded that if you're going to invest in my fund you need to accept my terms. The terms not being super highs, but just, I'm not going to cater to you.”
“Newspapers should have no friends.”
“With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.”
“When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.”

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