"In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the other place is supposed to keep quiet. But maybe our lower colons have something interesting to say. Maybe we should listen to them. Farts are human, more human than a lot of people I know. I think we should bring them out of the water closet and into the parlor."

-- Mel Brooks

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“Every one turns his dreams into realities as far as he can; man is cold as ice to the truth, hot as fire to falsehood.”
“True creativity is more likely if you are more relaxed”
“For young people, it doesn't matter so much, but when you're older, less is definitely more - too much make-up can give you the 'eccentric Aunt Sally' look!”
“The nature of human beings never changes; it is immutable. The present generation of children and the present generation of young adults from the age of thirteen to eighteen is, therefore, no different from that of their great-great-grandparents. Political fads come and go; theories rise and fall; the scientific”

Source : "On Growing Up Tough (The Purple Lodge & The Hippies)". Book by Taylor Caldwell, 1971.
“In the end, every hypochondriac is his own prophet.”

Source : Robert Lowell (1969). “Notebook 1967-68”
“Some poets marry a language; some have affairs with it; some treat it as a parent, some as a child, some as an equal, or as a friend.”

Source : Stephen Burt (2009). “Close Calls with Nonsense: Reading New Poetry”, Graywolf Press
“In my experience, telling someone to switch Unix shells for ease of use is like telling him to switch cigarette brands for his health.”
“The best marketing is education.”

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