"You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen."

-- Paul Feig

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“People who believe they are acting with the mandate of God, who see others who don't share their beliefs as inferior in the eyes of God, make dangerous leaders. Just ask Osama Bin Laden.”
“I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.”
“Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly hard for them.”
“Vannevar Bush has said that there is no more thrilling experience for a man than to be able to state that he has learned something no other person in the world has ever known before him. â€¦ I have been lucky enough to be included in such an event.”
“You can count on time for two things. One is that it will pass. The other is that it will never shut up.”
“The disadvantage of working over networks is that you can't so easily go into someone else's office and rip their bloody heart out.”
“It's a dimissive term to say the Irish team are plucky because it rings back to the old days when we went out and gave it a lash, set our hair on fire and ran after the opposition for 20 minutes and, if they survived that, they beat us by 50 points.”
“Like all books that have that kind of momentum, it starts from word of mouth.”

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