"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

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“Listen: there was once a king sitting on his throne. Around Him stood great and wonderfully beautiful columns ornamented with ivory, bearing the banners of the king with great honour. Then it pleased the king to raise a small feather from the ground, and he commanded it to fly. The feather flew, not because of anything in itself but because the air bore it along. Thus am I, a feather on the breath of God.”
“I've never disliked myself, and my weight has had nothing to do with my self-esteem.”

Source : "Dawn French on her amazing weight loss: I never disliked my body but I slimmed to be there for my kid" by Rachael Bletchly, www.mirror.co.uk. April 24, 2012.
“I'm looking for a president that'll be like a Ronald Reagan to a Jimmy Carter.”
“My goal is to simplify complexity. I just want to build stuff that really simplifies our base human interaction.”
“Believe in your character. Animate (or write) with sincerity.”
“Europe cannot confine itself to the cultivation of its own garden.”
“If there was no moral evil upon earth, there would be no physical evil.”
“Read at the level at which you want to write. Reading is the nourishment that feeds the kind of writing you want to do.”

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