"There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere."

“Fortunately, I am accustomed to creating amusement inadvertently.”

Source : Graeme Simsion (2014). “The Rosie Project: A Novel”, p.74, Simon and Schuster

“I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed.”

“It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.”

Source : "After You With The Pistol" by Kyril Bonfiglioli, (Ch. 17), 1979.

“Things just seem so much better in theory than in practice.”

Source : Chris Wooding (2010). “The Black Lung Captain: Tales of the Ketty Jay”, p.218, Hachette UK

“I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run..”

Source : FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Jan 15, 2013

“Back in the day I took a lot of supplements and tons of amino acids. Still do. But back then it was pretty unusual. That's how I got the nickname The Chemist.”

“Embrace your uniqueness. Time is much too short to be living someone else's life.”

“A good Muslim is not one who is strictest in his judgment, but who is most patient in listening.”