"Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling."

-- Lee Mack

#Drinking Quotes #Driving Quotes #Drinking And Driving Quotes

“Aspirations pure and high Strength to do and to endure Heir of all the Ages, I Lo! I am no longer poor!”

Source : Julia Caroline Ripley Dorr (1892). “Poems”
“You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw you down and make some love to you right here and now.”
“Emma, your granddadâ€™s on the line,â€ says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. â€œSomething about the night bus and heâ€™ll never trust you again?”
“If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.”
“O Time the fatal wrack of mortal things, That draws oblivion's curtains over kings; Their sumptuous monuments, men know them not, Their names without a record are forgot, Their parts, their ports, their pomps all laid in th' dust Nor wit nor gold, nor buildings scape time's rust; But he whose name is graved in the white stone Shall last and shine when all of these are gone.”
“Losing feels worse than winning feels good.”
“I know not why there is such a melancholy feeling attached to the remembrance of past happiness, except that we fear that the future can have nothing so bright as the past.”
“In order to be an actor you really have to be one of those types of people who are risk-takers and have what is considered an actor's arrogance, which is not to say an arrogance in your personal life. But you have to be the type of person who wants the ball with seconds left in the game.”

Source : "Bryan Cranston: 'I had to take my character from Mr Chips to Scarface" by Andrew Anthony, www.theguardian.com. October 27, 2012.

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