"To know values is to know the meaning of the market"

-- Charles Dow

“When we pray for God to illumine our path, we are saying, â€˜Dear God, please show me the way. What thoughts do I need to think, to be able to navigate my life at this point? What perceptions do I need; what insights will guide me? Who do I need to forgive? What parts of my personality do I need to look at; what changes do I need to make? Please come upon me and heal my life. Amen.”
“Paradigms of Republican vs. Democrat or Conservative vs. Progressive have been designed for obfuscation and entertainment.”
“I wanted to only collab with women for Lovers Holiday.”
“Each religion, by the help of more or less myth, which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabling it to make its peace with its destiny.”
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”

Source : "Mitch All Together". Live album by Mitch Hedberg, December 9, 2003.
“Oh, yes, that feels so good," I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer. Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. "I know. I'm truly gifted.”
“You must be deadly serious in training. When I say that, I do not mean that you should be reasonably diligent or moderately in earnest. I mean that your opponent must always be present in your mind, whether you sit or stand or walk or raise your arms.”
“Cutting, and suicide, two very different symptoms of the same problem, are gaining on us. I personally don't know a single person who doesn't know at least two of these victims personally.”

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