"About 10 minutes ago, we all woke up because of this strange roaring sound. We all raced toward the sound, which turned out to be the washing machine going back on. Who knew the rinse cycle could be so scary?"

-- Susan Beth Pfeffer

#Scary Quotes #Machines Quotes #Sound Quotes

“The elasticity of Shakespeare is extraordinary.”

Source : "'Gnomeo and Juliet' director Kelly Asbury" by Michael Ordoña, www.sfgate.com. February 6, 2011.
“If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community, that would be a reservation reservation reservation.”
“I have always looked for ways to give back because I think it's a responsibility we all share.”
“You want to know, but are afraid to ask, whether or not I found someone. If there could be anyone to fill that hole in my heart after I lost him. I did. "Life is futile," says my new therapist, Michaela, "and no one gets out of it alive. There is only love.”
“I have a grim outlook on the world, and in particular on humanity. Spent years denying it, but I am very misanthropic. And I live alone on a mountain for a reason.”
“The most remarkable discovery ever made by scientists was science itself.”
“Eighty percent of all questions are statements in disguise.”
“I keep one simple rule that I only move in one direction - I write the book straight through from beginning to end. By following time's arrow, I keep myself sane.”

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